Dear Jennifer Aniston

Dear Jennifer Aniston,
     When you cut your hair into that adorable little bob did you think it would be such a sensation? I mean, you are in every blog, website, talk show, radio broadcast, and lesbian conversation the world over. Not that I'm complaining, I'll take any excuse to type Jennifer Aniston into Google images. Any.

Yup, It's super cute. So, I'm proposing that the bob should now be called the Jen for three reasons:

1. I've always found the word bob unappealing. It reminds me of a middle aged man.
2. Sure, you already have a hairstyle named after one of your characters aka "The Rachel" but now you need one named after you.
3. And lastly, if anyone could pull it off it'd be you.

I'll start calling it the Jen and you start calling it the Jen and between the two of us we can totally make it catch on. The bob? What the heck is that? Oh! You mean the Jen!
See it'll totally work.

Love,
Maran Catherine